With Magic Mike making women all over the country wetter than a hurricane these women decided to take things into their own hands… and mouths… and snatches… and assholes! The fat one even took it in her belly button?!?! WTF???

If you haven’t seen this kind of thing in your neck of the woods you need to stick your neck out further. Fifty Shades of Gray has women thinking they can do anything they want and guess what? They are doing it!

When was the last time your wife was that happy to see your cock?

Don’t worry though… Just get her a membership to Horny Birds. Then sit down right next to her and enjoy the show!

I am a massive party lover and this weekend I went to Amsterdam to celebrate my best friend birthday. He likes blondes and he likes to party as much as possible, so I figured I’d give him a nice present… some hot hookers to fuck! I went to the best club in town and hired some hot kinky girls who like to party all night long. This photo was taken at midnight and we partied until the sun was shining in the morning. As you can imagine, we had the party of our life fucking these hot girls all night in the club.

So your old lady probably went to the Magic Mike premier. She probably went with some friends from work or from the PTA. Now, if you did this with a female stripper movie how would it fly? Yeah! You’d be in the dog house, my friend!

But you can watch something better than Magic Mike that is geared for the male crowd. It is called Horny Birds and the site updates weekly with a new video of hot sluts banging male strippers. While Magic Mike tended to focus on the men in the movie, HornyBirds.com focuses on the babes!

Watch regular girls turn into complete sluts!

Hey, you can even invite your wife. This whole Magic Mike thing might just be a blessing in disguise. Peppered in with some Fifty Shades of Gray you just might be able to get your wife to watch porn WITH YOU!

Just tell her to watch Magic Mike in the background while you watch the sweet hotties! Win-Win!